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The Translat-o-matic
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Strayan
The Aussie-fier
"That bloke at the servo is a fair dinkum drongo, mate."
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Canadian
The Canuck-ifier
"Sorry bud, the game was a gong show, eh?"
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Texan
The Texa-fier
"Hold your horses, this ain't my first rodeo, partner."
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Southern
The Dixie-fier
"Well butter my biscuit, it's hotter than blue blazes, sugar."
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Surfer
The Surf-ifier
"Duuude, that kook totally ate it. So gnarly, brah."
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Spanglish
El Gringo-fier
"No manches güey, la fiesta was bien chingona."